coming soon on thornfords finest

The dear john diaries are almost ready to go on the board. documenting the ridiculous life, an desperate attempts of an eddie yates lookalike to form, an maintain a normal relationship, with incredible results... watch this space.. bbbbbeeeeeecccccckkkkkkky ....

running with the jew

sherbornes equivilant of the great borat sketch. only with some fucked up guys swinging hankies around after an afternoon on the speckled hen... weirdos

SPLIT ARSE. NOT RUBBER....

Northampton General Hospital has decided to do there bit to help the earth from self destructing in a storm of noxious gas.
The family planning clinic is advising rear entry as opposed to the use of condoms[ see pic].
The mayor of northampton. Dr LUVVITINTHEBUTT says the reduction in the use of latex can only be good for the area, and hopes the whole town will do there bit.

Anna Nicole Smith at awards show (full version)

Only the good die young.
R.I.P Anne Nicolle. A real talent.