out on the town

no one seems to be finding me to cool here. maybe ill post a full length feature on the badger, and a few of my other squeezes. check out the old birdman poster... i was gonna adapt it for use on my comeback tour... RONNIE BINMAN on tour with MASSIVE COCK. im also gonna expose myself at the yeovil bus station cafe on sunday the 29th of jan, between the hours of 9 and 11am.interested partys should bring their own sandwiches, as im not footing the bail.... sorry bill.

hipper than you thought

its funny how people tend to have selective memories. take for instance DAVE GOLDSWORTHY. the former CHESTERFIELDS singer/songwriter, and talented guitarist. it was well documented that he sadly died in a road accident in oxford a couple of years back.rumours of a hit and run bounced around.sadly i believe it was just an unfortunate accident. anyway god bless him, and he is sadly missed by many. i read various tributes to the man from the likes of SIMON[ROY NORTH ] BARBER, an the like. praising him for his works with THE CHESTERFIELDS, and FURNT, but no mention of his previous band THE SYSTEM who gigged for a few years around the west country, and in my opinion a superior band to the others. the biggest travesty is that no one seems to remember that he shared guitar duties with DAVE WORKMAN[later of THE FLESH MACHINE] in the worlds greatest rock'n'roll band.ROCKET RON and THE DEATHTRIPS. i suppose on reflection this is hardly surprising. as these dudes only want to champion themselves. its this sort of thing that leaves me all poohed up.

keymarkets

Does anyone recall that beautiful supermarket at the entrance of fast food hell in yeovil.? Well i fucking do.I remember well the day marian[from the hippy hut],an i pulled off the big sting.Oh what a gig. me in all my splendour. black fake fur jacket, red soul trousers, ten pound dolcis slip ons. all topped off with a few strands of tinsel. they never stood a chance. i was in and out with my trolleys so fast. before those suckers knew what had hit them, i was back in thornford with 200 quids worth of pizzas.oh the hippys had a feast. all i got was a a variety off 99p micro meals, and a grope of one of the locals. fuck . halcyon days.

tescos

hi. im new to this, but will reveal myself to interested parties over the remaining months of my eventfull life. i am THE CLOWN PRINCE OF GUGGAMUGGA, a rock n roll animal... i am rocket ron. living proof of rock n rolls bond with cider, speed, an stupidity. forget your lou's, your iggy's. i am the man...