RON HAS LEFT THE BUILDING

Well kids. thats it. its over. The smoking ban. The rising cost of cider.All this, an more has left Ronnie all poohed up, and hes out of here. Bye kids.

IT WAS A GRAVEYARD SMASH

Bobby Boris Pickett finally made it to the graveyard this week. aged 69 Hed had a fine run. RIP Bob.

RETURN OF THE HIPPYS

Anyone in there right mind will spend at least one night checking these old junkies out.

Early june sees The Only Ones embark on there first tour in 25yrs.Im checkin them out in manchester. i advise you to do the same.....

ps. i hope peter has had his teeth done .

BOB WOOLMER... RETIRED DEAD 58

About as crazy as it gets. Rumours of a betting mafia murdering former england batsmen, and pakistan coach Bob Woolmer[left] have turned the 2007 cricket world cup into a scene from murder she wrote... WHAT the fuck is happening. R I P Bob. You unlucky cunt. HOWZAT . [above]The main suspect

I HAD TOO MUCH TO DREAM LAST NIGHT

This is the worst possible scenario for mankind....

Return Of The Gargoyle

check him out. The babysitter.....yuk.

Would you leave this man in charge of your children ?

coming soon on thornfords finest

The dear john diaries are almost ready to go on the board. documenting the ridiculous life, an desperate attempts of an eddie yates lookalike to form, an maintain a normal relationship, with incredible results... watch this space.. bbbbbeeeeeecccccckkkkkkky ....

running with the jew

sherbornes equivilant of the great borat sketch. only with some fucked up guys swinging hankies around after an afternoon on the speckled hen... weirdos

SPLIT ARSE. NOT RUBBER....

Northampton General Hospital has decided to do there bit to help the earth from self destructing in a storm of noxious gas.
The family planning clinic is advising rear entry as opposed to the use of condoms[ see pic].
The mayor of northampton. Dr LUVVITINTHEBUTT says the reduction in the use of latex can only be good for the area, and hopes the whole town will do there bit.

Anna Nicole Smith at awards show (full version)

Only the good die young.
R.I.P Anne Nicolle. A real talent.

BEHIND THE FACADE. The fear is very real.

just moments after this pic was taken. micky t was heard mumbling under his firey breathe ;' 'any little fuckers about ?', and so the weekend began.

micky t

live and polluted. acid house pensioner in full flow

INTRODUCING CHEMICAL ALI .AKA MICKY THOMPSON

Thought it was time to introduce a few of my fellow rockers on dis blog thing.
Freak no 1. micky thompson . chemical swilling vocalist in the slim whitman type mode.
this cat really deserves his own blog. his weekend warblings are legendary in my local... how he can break into song effortlessly ,is beyond me....his passion spills over into his voice , an can seriously do your nut in if you havent been consuming the same chemicals....e's are the mans drug of choice, an lots of the fuckers..... sunday afternoons seem to be his peak at present... included is a grainy b/w clip of mick in fine form, but i think his head is that fucked ,hes not quite sure where the music is taking him......take it away mick. we love you

Woke Up Sticky

one of the greats