RON HAS LEFT THE BUILDING

Well kids. thats it. its over. The smoking ban. The rising cost of cider.All this, an more has left Ronnie all poohed up, and hes out of here. Bye kids.

IT WAS A GRAVEYARD SMASH

Bobby Boris Pickett finally made it to the graveyard this week. aged 69 Hed had a fine run. RIP Bob.

RETURN OF THE HIPPYS

Anyone in there right mind will spend at least one night checking these old junkies out.

Early june sees The Only Ones embark on there first tour in 25yrs.Im checkin them out in manchester. i advise you to do the same.....

ps. i hope peter has had his teeth done .

BOB WOOLMER... RETIRED DEAD 58

About as crazy as it gets. Rumours of a betting mafia murdering former england batsmen, and pakistan coach Bob Woolmer[left] have turned the 2007 cricket world cup into a scene from murder she wrote... WHAT the fuck is happening. R I P Bob. You unlucky cunt. HOWZAT . [above]The main suspect

I HAD TOO MUCH TO DREAM LAST NIGHT

This is the worst possible scenario for mankind....

Return Of The Gargoyle

check him out. The babysitter.....yuk.

Would you leave this man in charge of your children ?

coming soon on thornfords finest

The dear john diaries are almost ready to go on the board. documenting the ridiculous life, an desperate attempts of an eddie yates lookalike to form, an maintain a normal relationship, with incredible results... watch this space.. bbbbbeeeeeecccccckkkkkkky ....